i would literally drag my balls through 8 miles of broken glass and rusty nails just to smell his fart through a 2 foot tube

Has a massive penis. 10/10 would ♥♥♥♥ again

One of the most blatant cheaters ive seen in esea. He has a very obvious triggerbot but continues to cheat like nothings up and not get banned. ♥♥♥♥ like this is why I encourage everyone in all my games to move to a platform with a competent anticheat like faceit. Otherwise you will face blatant cheaters who would get banned by overwatch but the admins are much too braindead on esea to ban them. The last major update to the anticheat was in 2018 when they tried and failed to detect hardware based cheating. Overall, esea is a dying platform and I can't wait till the final nail in the coffin comes in and stomps this piece of ♥♥♥♥ into the ground once and for all.

Sucking ♥♥♥♥ ain't just for the gays any more, fellas. It's a very useful bartering tool that I have personally employed for the last decade. But you're going to want to hone your skills first before putting them into play. Practice on bananas or cucumbers to start. When you feel comfortable, get together with some buddies for a suck session and critique each other until you feel confident. Now it's time to put the ♥♥♥♥ where your mouth is. A few months ago, I applied for a position at Jersey Mike's Subs. The manager told me I was grossly unqualified and one of the most incompetent people he's ever met. He was singing a different tune after I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick. I've been making subs thirteen hours a week ever since. But it doesn't end there. You can use your ♥♥♥♥ sucking prowess to conquer many of life's little obstacles.