Boy oh boy where do i begin. Phil… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since i first laid eyes on you. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous wavy hair. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so i would never have to watch you move to Ohio. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you’re a great husband and father, sometimes i even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left our hometown and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when i watched you maxed out your first PR in Ohio, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

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Konichiwa mina san. Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone from VN-CS:GO calls me a “wibu bucux” desu. Watashi won’t stand for this. Twenty six persent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or ideology desu. I may look like a basic Hà Nội wibu dog, but deep down I am Nihonjin and a true anime daisuki desu. Watashi is anime. Anata wa bullying me because my race and ideology desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, đụ má. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your CongSan stay in the trees desu. Watashi pity anata. You’ll never be Nihonjin like watashi. I’m a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a “weeb” is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE

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