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1,685.8 hrs on record (1,580.8 hrs at review time)
I have lost all respect for BMG and the brawlhalla devs, who have been witnessing their own game turn to sht while doing NOTHING to fix it. After releasing the most overpowered no skill legends every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ release, but never nerf them because no one wants to play the character. Meanwhile they continue to ignore the characters and weapons that are already BEGGING for a nerf. This has made this game unplayable.

They blatantly don't care about balancing. I would say their entire balancing team consists of one monkey, but that would be an insult to the monkey. BMG (brawlhalla) does not care about balancing, their game is so bad at the current state, that they don't really have any advertising from youtubers to hype up new characters, so they instead make them really op so people want to buy and play them.

The only people who play this garbage disappointment of a game are people who don't have good enough pc's to run anything other than this piece of sht and roblox, and frankly, i think they should have chosen to play roblox
Posted 17 July, 2024. Last edited 19 July, 2024.
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404.9 hrs on record (27.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ hosts
Posted 20 May, 2024.
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26.6 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
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Amazing game, but you almost have to play with friends. It's exciting and hilarious, when it's sorta scary and your friend just goes silent, or you hear him step on a landmine and die. A ton of freedom, but not so much that you have no clear goal.

10/10 buy if you can play with friend(s)
Posted 4 December, 2023.
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90.1 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
I had alot of fun over all, it has its merits, but it also has some questionable parts. In free for all, the respawns are coordinated in a way, that make it so you occasionally have an enemy respawn right behind you, and kill you instantly. This makes a few maps unplayable. The attachments feel like they hardly make a difference, and take 10 hours to set up. They have too small an impact and there are too many of them, in comparison to "quickdraw" and "rapid fire" attachments in the black ops series, which are easy and fast to set up, and have a large impact, which makes the weapon kits feel different.

But the game also has good points, for one, the graphics are amazing and the recoil response is realistic, cool and fathomable. Instead of a spray around the sight of the gun, its consistent with the sights positioning, unlike games like Valorant, where it can feel like pure RNG to control the recoil, especially when walking.

In short: Nice game, if you like cod games and want an updated version, i would recommend it
Posted 8 June, 2023.
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335.6 hrs on record (324.2 hrs at review time)
big funny
Posted 27 March, 2023.
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1,389.0 hrs on record (491.0 hrs at review time)
Gives you a feeling no other game can give you
Posted 27 January, 2021. Last edited 19 July, 2024.
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160.2 hrs on record (135.3 hrs at review time)
I love the freedom and the ability to explore other planets
Posted 14 February, 2020. Last edited 12 June, 2020.
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