Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
ㅤ* 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
ㅤ* A truck carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus overturned on the highway. The local newspaper reported that onlookers were "stunned, overwhelmed, astonished, bewildered and dumbfounded."
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