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Random fact but I actually stumbled in to her (quite literally as I wasn’t looking where I was going) in London about 8 years ago. Pretty sure she wasn’t in to porn then but I literally had no idea who she was but regardless we got chatting and she ended up asking for my number. I popped it in to her phone but never heard from her again. So years go by and one of my mates was telling me about this girl who was getting away with selling her used bathwater on Instagram. Awkward moment when I recognised the girl as being the same girl that I had bumped in to all those years ago and never heard back from.

I let things be, her IG got deleted but then she created a new one. So what do I do? I slid in to her DMs and she actually responded and seemed to remember me. We had a few laughs and I asked her out to dinner? I know, I know….but don’t judge.