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23 of 50 (46%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2018 @ 4:07am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2018 @ 5:06am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2018 @ 8:11am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2018 @ 7:25am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2018 @ 3:59pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2018 @ 4:02am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 11:18am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 1:43pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2018 @ 6:08am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2018 @ 7:57am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2018 @ 3:56am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 3:46am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 1:57pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 12:35pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 3:35pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 2:31pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2018 @ 8:05am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2018 @ 2:36pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:05am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2018 @ 4:41am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2018 @ 4:28am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2018 @ 6:48am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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