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Dashing through the Steam
In a one Valve gaming dream
Over the store we go
Spending all the way
Cards and booster packs
Collecting while we relax
What fun it is to chat and game
Steam is best I claim

Oh jingle bells, a rager yells
flaming all the way
Oh what fun
It is to ride
In a one Valve gaming dream

Jingle bells, your profile smells
No it's very nice
Oh what fun it is to spam
Your profile wall with rhymes