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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 309.4 hrs on record (152.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 19 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33am
Updated: 20 Jun, 2023 @ 3:39am

While playing this particular game , i have felt a wide array of emotions . Here is a recap of my favourite moments :
1. My first playthrough: some random schmuck , became a master thief , didnt really engage in combat , while robbing a shek police station i saw edge type 3 katana , 99% chance of stealing . i clicked , and in the next second , 20 big brollic shek men all thrusted their heavy fragmented axes up my tight little hole (12 combat stats , 20 toughness)
2. fastest playthrough : hive exile , droneguard , left imediately to go in the border zone , while traversing , i felt the cold , moist and freakish breath on my neck . Then , suddendly , a big pile of goop plopped on my head . when i turned around a beak thing was already swinging its freakishly elongated skull at me , with high velocity . I looked upon the face of death and wept , for i knew it will not be merciful or painless. the beak perforated my skull , leaving a bowling ball shaped hole behind . Nobody came after me . Time of death after spawn : 2 minutes , 43 seconds.
3. My best moments - a short series :
a)Shek separatists , with extremeist beliefs , decapitate all the fleeing shek emigrants , from Heng to Traders Edge
b) Reformed cannibal stage dives leviathans on a amphetamine binge like a baller with nothing but a rusty katana , and no will to get off the substance .
c) Racist fishman terrorizes villages , eats all the holy nations crops , proceeds to collapse an entire nations agricultural infrastructure .
d) the first ever sentint fogmen willingly joins holy nation forces , is put in slavery
e) the first ever hive prince with clear mental and phisical disability gets elected as the head of a small state , is immediately destroyed by cannibals .
f) robots turned reformed christians sacrifice scorchalnder midget to skin bandits for peace , somehow attract the entire swamp ninja faction to kill savant
g)Violent massacre , 8 bugmen got beamed by angry god because they were too greedy , stealing 2 bowls of rice instead of buying only one.
h) legendary swordsman gets put into slavery because he was sleeping in open space , faces execution for homelesness.
10/10 amazing game
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