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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:06am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:48pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:49pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:36am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 3:24am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:09am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:09am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:01am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:06am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:55pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:12pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:08pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:23am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:25am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:59pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:46am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:53pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:33pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:27pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:58pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 3:24am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 1:31pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:01am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:48pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:48pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:53am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:34pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 7:24pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:16pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:07pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:36am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:31am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:31am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 5:35am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 1:31pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 13 May @ 7:35pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 4:37pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:45pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:40pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:57am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:37pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 2:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:11am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:59pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:16pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:45am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:47pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:23am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:07am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:07am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 9:21pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 2:14am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:24pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 5:30pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 1:33pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 6:23pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 12:40am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:22pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 1:29am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 9:31pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:00pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 2:25pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 2:09am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 9:34pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:37pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:09pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 2:09pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:39am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:47pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 12:32am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:35am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:33pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 2:27am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:55pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:57pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 2:43am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:36pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 1:31pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 3:00pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 12:53pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 2:10am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:07pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:09pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 2:09am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 5:57pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:34am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 7:05am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:17am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 9:34pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 3:48pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:31am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 6:23am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:13am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:27pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:20am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 10:25pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:40am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:11am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:47pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:40pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 3:25pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 4:27pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:32pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:32pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:33pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 5:35am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:38pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:32pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:30pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 2:19am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:22pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 2:59pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:08am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:41am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:18pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:26pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:40am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:24am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:30pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 1:18pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:10pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:33am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 12:53pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 5:07pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 4:18pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 1:29am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 1:17pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 12:20am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:58pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:33am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:35am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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