GNOME BASED HYPOTHETICAL

Ok so imagine there’s this magical gnome right? And he’ll give you 3 wishes to do whatever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you want (except kill or permanently main him, cause duh). In return, however, he has to physically gouge your eyes out, with his hands. Painful, but there’s no wish preventing you from getting your vision back then. So really, this is a game where you suffer little downside in exchange for rewards matching pre recession game show rewards. Unless you dislike gnomes or small creatures.

+1 INLAND EMPIRE - Brain Scratcher
+1 CONCEPTUALISATION - You *really* gotta scratch it

yes

Are you sure about that?

I regret my previous actions. This man is not in the slightest of ways cringe.

cringe man

+rep racist