typical freak furry playing their "dommy mommy uwu" huntress XD

1v1 me skillchecks

FREEZE! FBI!

UwU

if you laugh at another poop joke in front of me I will crawl into your bedroom while you're lying down for a mid-afternoon nap and coat the entire surface of your room in multiple layers of ♥♥♥♥, each with varying consistencies. Think about that. The ENTIRE surface with diarrhea spray, chunky poops, and those tiny stringy ones that hurt to pass. When you wake, there will only solid, caked-on layers of brown, black, and hints of green, covering EVERYTHING YOU OWN. Not even a hint of what lies beneath the coating will be remotely discernible. I'm already preparing the buckets of feces in anticipation of your inevitable lapse into contemptibility, you cur.

NOTE: The poo might solidify before you make me use them, so when the time comes I will be using your microwave to reheat it. I sincerely apologize for any stench that creates in your kitchen, as it is not my intention to disturb any location other than your room. I hope you are able to forgive me for any disruption I cause there.

What the ♥♥♥♥ does +rep even do