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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:35am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 2:59am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:16am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:17am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:02am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:26am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 4:46am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:07am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:15am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:31am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 4:54am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 7:39am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 8:33pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:53am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:24am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:35am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 4:28am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:39am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 2:11am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:15am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:35am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:47pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:22am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 2:48am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:00am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:32am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 7:12am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:29pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:40am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:40am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:16am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:31am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:13am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:47am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 3:06am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 7:39am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 12:12am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:22am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:34am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 12:00am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:31pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:10am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 1:26am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:04am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 1:58am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:51am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:18am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 12:01am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:40am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:17pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:51am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:28am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:52am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:26am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:25am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:24am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:20am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:22am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:10am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:25pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:26pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 8:49pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:42am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 1:18am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:14am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 3:08am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 7:59am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:37am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 4:48am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 4:49am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:25am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:42pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:10am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:00am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 4:22am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:56pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:14am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:27am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 11:38pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:14am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:42am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 3:13am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:43am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:31am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 9:31am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:38pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:10am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:33am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 4:22am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 8:40pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:06am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:47am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:08am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:31pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:48pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:33am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 3:16am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:37am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:06am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:11am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 9:38am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 7:10am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:09am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:18am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:37am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:10am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:41am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 8:18am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:25am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:40pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:31am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:29am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:30pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:11pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 1:33am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:48pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:09am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 3:35am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:10am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 10:55pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:40am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 3:44am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:22pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:51pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 7:23am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:31pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 10:31am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:03am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:06am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:33am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:03am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 8:31am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:13pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:32pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 11:32pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:51pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 8:31am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:43pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:04am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 3:45am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:48am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:03am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:09pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 10:06pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 7:27pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:51am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 8:53am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:24am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:24am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:07am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:00am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 8:12am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:00am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 2:06am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 3:44am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:02pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:04pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:00pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:15am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:48am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 7:24am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:08am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:19am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:17am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:33am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:03am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 11:38pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:06am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:06am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:12pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:04am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:43pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:38am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 11:38pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 6:25pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:22am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 7:42am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 7:42am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:11pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:53am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:05pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 11:21pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:39am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 6:51am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:06pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:05pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:16pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:34pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:28am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:02am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:49am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:47am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:11am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 7:13pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:58am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 9:34am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:23am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 8:33pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 5:44am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:04am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 10:08pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 1:24am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 3:06am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 11:53pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:14pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:14am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 4:55am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 1:30am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 7:11am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:55am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:56am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:33am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:25am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:36am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:29am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 12:24am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:43pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 2:29am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:00pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:40am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:40am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:29am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:00am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:53pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:01am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:05am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 3:06am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:04pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 7:16am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 7:11am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:58am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:34pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 3:16am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 11:37pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 2:50am



Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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