Install Steam
login
|
language
简体中文 (Simplified Chinese)
繁體中文 (Traditional Chinese)
日本語 (Japanese)
한국어 (Korean)
ไทย (Thai)
Български (Bulgarian)
Čeština (Czech)
Dansk (Danish)
Deutsch (German)
Español - España (Spanish - Spain)
Español - Latinoamérica (Spanish - Latin America)
Ελληνικά (Greek)
Français (French)
Italiano (Italian)
Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
Magyar (Hungarian)
Nederlands (Dutch)
Norsk (Norwegian)
Polski (Polish)
Português (Portuguese - Portugal)
Português - Brasil (Portuguese - Brazil)
Română (Romanian)
Русский (Russian)
Suomi (Finnish)
Svenska (Swedish)
Türkçe (Turkish)
Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
Українська (Ukrainian)
Report a translation problem
🌸 * 👽 * 🐝 * 🐳 * 😺 * 🏓 * 🐊 * 🎽 * 👔 * 📀 * 💃 * 🥒 * 💄 * 🎁 * 🕺 * 🐛
ㅤ* Late one evening, a man is watching television when his phone rings. "Hello?" he answers. "Is that 77777?" sounds a desperate voice on other end of the phone.
"Er, yes it is", replies the man puzzled.
"Thank goodness!" cries the caller relieved. "Can you ring 999 for me? I've got my finger stuck in the number seven."
ㅤ* See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
ㅤ* The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
🍧 * 🚙 * 🎈 * 📒 * 🎫 * 🚗 * 🎍 * ⚡ * 🔋 * 💗 * 😺 * 🚘 * 👃 * 🏀 * ⛳ * 🍇
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!