merryyyyyy christmas <3

Maybe you won't see it but I wish you a merry christmas and the happiest new year ever :D

I think its time for you to return to the internet pls <3

Merry Christmas and happy 2021

English literature's performing flea.
-- Sean O'Casey on P. G. Wodehouse
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In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
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Nostalgia is living life in the past lane.
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Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to
serve under them. Captain, a starship also runs on loyalty to one
man. And nothing can replace it or him.
-- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4
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Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand.
-- Spinoza
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purpitation, n.:
To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you
don't want it, and then put it in another section.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than
rhubarb does.
-- Groucho Marx
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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
-- Mark Twain
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Merry Christmas and happy 2020