Al Gore is the biggest cantaloupe on the planet. He's such a cantaloupe that I feel compelled to eat him. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do I love eating cantaloupe. I eat so much cantaloupe that its on the endangered species list. If my boy Notch ever made a video game where all you do is eat cantaloupe, and you took the highest score ever, I would still eat more cantaloupe than that in real life. If there was an all you can eat cantaloupe buffet they would have to close down in a week because of me. They call me Alf around the way because Iḿ always trying to eat that cantaloupe. If it was possible to actually drown in cantaloupe, I would mutate to grow gills and become aquaman. Only guy who' eaten more cantaloupe than me is Michael Douglas but he's a Democrat so screw him. Global warming isn't real.