Pan Nuu's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2020 @ 3:21pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2020 @ 9:19am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 6:34am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 7:17am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2020 @ 2:10pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2020 @ 3:33pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 7:28am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2020 @ 11:16am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2020 @ 7:17am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2020 @ 12:21pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 12:55pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 9:30am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 8:47pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 7:25am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 7:38am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2020 @ 7:42am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 11:24am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2020 @ 2:25pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2020 @ 3:23pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2020 @ 7:53am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2020 @ 12:26pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 12:32am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 6:39am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2020 @ 7:57am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2020 @ 1:55pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2020 @ 2:14pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2020 @ 9:10am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2020 @ 3:56pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 6:30am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 4:24am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2021 @ 12:28pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 7:09am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

15 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

1 / 3

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

189 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30