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ㅤ* Doctor: Tell me nurse, how is that boy doing; the one who ate all those 5p pieces?
Nurse: Still no change doctor.
ㅤ* It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
ㅤ* A man is stopped by an angry neighbour. "I'd just left the house this morning to collect my newspaper when that evil Doberman of yours went for me!"
"I'm astounded", said the dog's owner. "I've been feeding that fleabag for seven years and it's never got the paper for me."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!