Quantum Mechanics is God's version of "Trust me."
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Two sure ways to tell a REALLY sexy man; the first is, he has a bad memory.
I forget the second.
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"Someday I'll write my own philosophy book." -Calvin
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Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and
old people are useless.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Vigilante
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In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground
with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call
this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf.
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All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow
a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!! ... Although I don't know WHY!!
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<SilverStr> media ethics is an oxymoron, much like Jumbo Shrimp and
Microsoft Works.
<MonkAway> not to mention NT Security
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useful reddit post

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