You smell that? No it's not Cheeto dust, it's me... a mans man. You want to to be like me? naw son, you don't have what it takes. I was born with the ability to steal yo girl. I have the uncanny appearance to Jeff Goldblum, but my traits don't end with my stunning good looks, I am what your mother describes as Sigma+. If I had a dollar for every time I had a girl try to come on to me, I would have to file it for Taxes, but I don't cause I'm not a beta cuck, so keep dreaming on the side line, while your Chad King takes to the field.