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-- C. Schultz
😬
There is perhaps in every thing of any consequence, secret history, which
it would be amusing to know, could we have it authentically communicated.
-- James Boswell
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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
-- W. C. Fields
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Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.
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Please take note:
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Banectomy, n.:
The removal of bruises on a banana.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in
the same room and let them fight it out.
-- Steven Wright
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Pohl's law:
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
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There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when
the boss asks for a lift home from the office.
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