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ㅤ* When in doubt, mumble.
ㅤ* I was playing the piano in a bar and this elephant walked in and started crying his eyes out. I said "Do you recognise the tune?" He said "No, I recognise the ivory."
ㅤ* The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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