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hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

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Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?
-- Herb Caen
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sunset, n.:
Pronounced atmospheric scattering of shorter wavelengths,
resulting in selective transmission below 650 nanometers with
progressively reducing solar elevation.
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[on buying a coffin... ]
Peter: I'll take it, but I won't pay a cent over $60.
Coffin Salesman: Sir that casket costs $1000.
Peter: 70 bucks.
Coffin Salesman: Huh?
Peter: 2000 bucks.
Coffin Salesman: That's twice what it costs.
Peter: [pauses] 40 bucks.
Coffin Salesman: What?
Brian: He... he doesn't know how to haggle.
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Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?
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I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiac
thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the
total discrediting of the world of reality.
-- Salvador Dali
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Hey bro, I can give my Tiger Tooth M9 bayonet for all of your csgo graffitties (Im collecting them) so if it's ok send me trade offer please. Trade link in my profile bio

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