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The church didn’t accept Mikael’s gay lifestyle. So he started his own religion: The Church of Latter Day Taints. It’s like a normal church, except you’re happy when the priest ♥♥♥♥♥ you.

Me and Mikael are really good friends but we’ve had our ups and downs, one time Mikael actually tried to sue me for $10,000. I got really defensive and was like “You’re suing me for $10,000?? ♥♥♥♥ you…you can suck my ♥♥♥♥.” and Mikael was like, “well OK if you want to settle out of court.”

Me and Mikael are good friends and we hangout a lot. And some people have even suspected we were gay or something. But that’s not true. We like hanging out and discussing manly guy stuff. Like one time I asked him, “Mikael, tell me about your first blowjob, what was it like?” And he said “oh man, it tasted awful.”

When I heard that Mikael finally came out of the closet I wasn’t really surprised….dude you’re so gay MY ass hurts.

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