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😺 🚘 🌳 🎈 🐳 🎁 📘 🥞 💄 🐛 👹 💎 🌽 📗 👃 💗
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to the bathroom and dumps it
into a urinal. Over the course of the next few hours, he goes back to the bar
and repeats this sequence -- several times. Finally the bartender got so
curious that he leaned over the bar and asked him what he was doing.
Replied the customer, "Avoiding the middleman."
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey.
By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
-- Winston Churchill
🎍 👔 🍆 👳 👽 🌂 🌋 📀 🎫 🐊 🔋 ⚡ 🕺 🏀 ⛳ 🌸