Can you fart on my pillow?

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CCCOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. eechch aach mmm blech. I'MM C0000000MMMING. I'm achchblach ach mmmmmm I'm cooming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRREAAAAA UCH.......... OOOOO ♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............................................................................................................................................ Its everywhere.

!! URGENT !!! A massive scientific breakthough was released today. Researchers have 🈶 determined that not 🚯 only is PEE stored in the BALLS, 🏀🏀🏀 but ♥♥♥♥ 💩 is also stored in the BALLS. 🧶

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? 💦😉 🧻Corona🤧 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 for us and you’ve just tested 😱positive🦠 for being 💋NAUGHTY😉 🙅‍♀️Social distancing is in effect🚫 and I want to spend my 🤷‍♂️quarenTEEN🔞 with YOU 😍 So grab your 🧴isopropyl-lubricant 💦 and ♥♥♥👅 over so I can administer👩‍⚕️ your treatment😉 and inject💉 you with the vaccine🍆 We’ll spend the 🗝lockdown🔒 flattening the curve📉 and FATTENING DEM’ 👏🏿 CURVES 🍑 Get ready for 14 days of 💯THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS😭 and sitting on my facemask😷 Send this ✉️ to covid-19 of your sloppiest 💦💦SYMPTOMATIC🤒 ♥♥♥♥♥🤫 If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan bat🦇 ♥♥♥♥♥ 👎 If you get 10 back, you’re a 😉horny💄healthy💪hoe😘 If you get all 19 back👏 your ♥♥♥🍑 is the ANTIDOTE💊 and it’s in high demand 👬🏿

i 💁 go 🏃‍♀️to mcdonalds 🍔🍟 to deep 😩😩💦 fry 🍟 some 👀 memes 🅱️, I 💁 kill 🔫😂 the cashier 👱‍♀️ and flee 🏃‍♀️with ease 🗿. I 💁 break 🔨🤔 in the kitchen 🍔🍟 and kill 💥🔫😂😂 more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😵, and then ☝🏻 I 💁 go deep 😩💦💦 fry 🍟 some 👀 memes 🅱️