Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new ♥♥♥♥♥♥! If handled properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service.

INSTALL YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

You should install your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to another ♥♥♥♥♥♥ immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ can also be given a name.

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The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') £89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 £12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms™ (Small) £24.45
- 5x Bananas £7.00
- 5x Cucumbers £4.00
- 1x Passion Lubes™, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum £1,468.80
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml £19.99
- 1x Yearly subscription Brazzers™ £119.99
- 42x Always Maxi Overnight Extra Heavy Flow With Wings, Unscented Pads 20 Count £810.18
- 1x Next day shipping £45.00
- 1x Pink Lust Double Dildo Toy Adjustable Solid Strap-on For Lesbians Flesh XXL £420.69
- 1x yearly subscription of Fetish hentai™ £5.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)£5.00

m ❤ daddys 🍆💦💦 little fidget spinner ߷ when daddy feels horny 💕💕 he lifts me up 👆👆 and puts me on ⬇️⬇️ his huge ♥♥♥♥ 😍😍🍆🍆 and i spin and spin 🔄🔄 whirrr 🔄🔄 i get so dizzy but daddy keeps me spinning 💕💕 until i squirt 💦💦💦 leaving me all wet with his cummies 🍆🍆💕💕💦💦 god ⛪⛪ im such a spinny 😚 dizzy ☺☺🙃 little slut 😍😍 for daddy 🍆🍆

Leeza the Lezza, he has a fat ♥♥♥♥, Leeze the Lezza, he gives you the ♥♥♥♥♥, Leeza the Lezza he has a round mum, Leeza the Lezza he'll suck on his thumb.

+rep absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legend, flew a heli and fragged the whole of TITAN whilst pissed out of his brains