What am I with these classes in TF2?
Am I awsome at them?
Am I?
Maybe not all of them .

Scout - behind the lines atomic bonker - and critical cleaver combo scout.
Soldier - epic wall and pogo rocket jumper - and tanky, tryhard soldier.
Pyro - King of the pyro birds - and fire combo pyromancer.
Demoman - quick sticky bomb defence cyclop - and invincible lock and loaded demoknight.
Heavy - quick deploying heavy (like a cowboy) - and friendly sandvich hoovy.
Engineer - awsome ninjaneer - and elite zombie fighter.
Medic - uber-chaining battle medic - and scary zombie medic.
Sniper - pretty-much-not-a-hacker-but-still-awsome-at-headshots-with-sniper-rifle-or-machina assassin - and an adventurous, hunting robin hood.
Spy - stupid spyper who is somehow successful - and a trick-stabbing assassin (who always has a 'friend' by his side [the ap-sap] sporting one giant off putting eye which just stares at you all day).

None of this is true but fight me anyway.