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Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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... though his invention worked superbly -- his theory was a crock of sewage
from beginning to end.
-- Vernor Vinge, "The Peace War"
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Man on TV: Hey! Hey! Get that [beep]
Man on TV: camera out of my face! [smashes the glass of the camera]
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Behind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him on.
-- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
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All who joy would win Must share it --
Happiness was born a twin.
-- Lord Byron
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Who wants to remember that escape-x-alt-control-left shift-b puts you into
super-edit-debug-compile mode?
-- Discussion on the intuitiveness of commands, especially Emacs
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