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38 of 50 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 5:21am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 5:56am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 3:02pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 8:58am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 2:09pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2017 @ 3:10pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 4:40am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 5:10am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 3:29am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 12:39am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 5:17am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 4:51am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 12:38am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 12:30am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 4:34am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 12:27am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 2:26am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 7:34am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 2:29am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 2:33am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 1:45pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 3:14am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 12:34am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 2:07pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 7:44am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 4:34am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 1:46am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 3:51am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 1:25am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 4:20am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 2:54pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 1:23am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 2:39am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 5:55am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 4:56am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 2:26am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 8:32am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 12:36am



Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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