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Porto, Portugal 
An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we
are having.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
😙
Always there remain portions of our heart into which no one is able to enter,
invite them as we may.
😱
"Yes, and I feel bad about rendering their useless carci into dogfood..."
-- Badger comics
🤤
Honi soit la vache qui rit.
🤥
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
-- John Mason Brown, drama critic
🤗
When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I
think it was a Tuesday.
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Glen Quagmire's Mom: Here now, have milk. [shows Glen Quagmire her breasts]
Glen Quagmire: All right! [starts sucking on her breast]
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Every nonzero finite dimensional inner product space has an orthonormal basis.
It makes sense, when you don't think about it.
😩
lagging, griffing