Stewie: Forecast for tomorrow; A few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom.
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Every one says that politicians lie all the time, and that just isn't so!
But you do have to understand body language to know when they're lying and
when they aren't.

When a politician rubs his nose, he isn't lying.
When a politician tugs on his ear, he isn't lying.
When a politician scratches his collar bone, he isn't lying.
When his mouth starts moving, that's when he's lying!
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I have gained this by philosophy:
that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law.
-- Aristotle
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Some men who fear that they are playing second fiddle aren't in the
band at all.
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Your mind is the part of you that says,
"Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?"
... and then, twenty minutes later, says,
"Y'know, if I were you, I wouldn't have done that!"
-- Steven and Ondrea Levine
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+rep nice gamer

-rep wallhacking in non competition -.-