Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 👿 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!🖤⛓⛓alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!!! PLEASE!! NOO! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSTARE SCARE KITTEN!!NOOOOOO! IM S-SO SORRY! WKAE UP.. .PLEASE!!!!👿🖤⛓I MUST GO.... i hurt my kitten... th-the one i was supposed to protect.. i-im sorry kitten.. daddy loves you