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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 6:59am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 8:36am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 9:17am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 7:56am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2017 @ 8:36am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 5:24am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 10:31am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:17pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 5:43am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 10:56am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 12:44pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:49pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 1:55pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2017 @ 8:30am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 9:09am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2017 @ 8:14am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2017 @ 2:43am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2017 @ 3:29am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2017 @ 2:54am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2017 @ 2:38am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 1:15pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 1:59pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 8:05am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 8:06am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:18pm



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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