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Porto, Portugal 
📀 * 🚘 * 🐠 * 🎄 * 🔋 * 😺 * 📕 * 🍇 * 💎 * 👹 * 🥗 * 🚕 * 🐊 * 💄 * 👃 * 🍧
ㅤ* I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
ㅤ* NASA recently sent a number of Holsteins into orbit for experimental purposes. They called it the herd shot round the world.
ㅤ* A policeman stopped a motorist in the centre of town one evening. "Would you mind blowing into this bag, sir?" asked the policeman.
"Why?" asked the driver.
"Because my chips are too hot", replied the policeman.
🐛 * 🏀 * 🐳 * 👑 * 💛 * 📗 * 💗 * 👾 * 🥒 * 🎁 * 🍆 * 👹 * 🌋 * 👳 * 🚙 * 📘
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!