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Vater unser auf dem A-SPOT,
Geheiligt werde deine AWP,
dein FRAG komme,
dein HEADSHOT geschehe,
wie in NUKE so auch auf DUST.
Unsere tägliche HE gib uns heute.
Und vergib uns unsere TEAMKILLS,
wie auch wir vergeben unseren TEAMMATES.
Und führe uns nicht zum CHEATEN,
sondern erlöse uns von den FLAMERN.
Denn dein ist das AIM und die TAKTIK
und die FRAGGEILHEIT in Ewigkeit.
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