Charizard
While having sex with a girl with pubic hair, light her ♥♥♥♥♥ on fire as you ejaculate. Your semen will put out half of the burning hair, and afterwards while she is flapping her arms about wildly, scream: "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!" and run out of the room.
I would totally have given that chick a Charizard but I didn't have my lighter on me.