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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:11am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:13am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:55am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:42am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:45am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:49am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:53am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:06am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:03am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:58am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:47am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:44am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:44am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:09am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:46am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:09am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:49am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:13am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:06am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:57am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:29am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:12am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:51am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:51am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:55am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:10am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:18am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:53am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:43am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:53am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:06am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:32am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:08am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:54am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:47am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:28am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 3:18am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:46am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:39am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:43am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:18am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:30am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:34am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 5:56am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:21am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:08am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:00am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 5:11am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:32am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:17am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:11am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:27am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 5:57am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:18am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 12:38am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:34am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:44am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:13am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:29am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:30am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 4:57am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 7:52am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:10am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:51am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:41am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:23am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:27am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:36am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:20am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:43am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:34am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:44am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:21am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:23am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:21am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:40am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:52am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:57am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:47am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 5:11am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:18am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:30am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:02am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:36am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:48am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:52am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:41am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:38am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:30am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:48am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:55am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:30am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:56am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:45am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:37am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:25am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:25am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 6:46am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:03am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 3:41am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:32am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:46am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:52am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:31am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:26am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:38am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:46am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:26am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:34am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:40am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:06am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:24am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:19am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 8:30am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:58am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 3:20am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 2:51am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:58am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:28am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:29am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 10:10am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:32am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:30am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:06am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:32am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:46am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:52am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:42am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:13am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:57am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:00am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 3:13am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 3:14am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:05am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:26am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:08am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 3:14am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 3:04am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 11:52pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:11am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 3:16am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:56am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:09am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 2:28am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:04am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:21am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:31am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:22am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:52am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:17am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 3:13am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:07am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:44am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:56am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:00am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 3:19am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:30am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:30am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:56am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:05am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 3:14am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:18pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:03am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:21pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:38am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:29am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 4:26am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 4:26am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 11:40am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:32am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:33am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:45am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:52am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:39am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 2:29am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:21am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 3:13am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:56am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:17am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:46am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 3:13am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:15am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 3:56am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 11:05am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:41am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:54am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 2:28am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:06am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 3:37am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 7:20am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:18am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:00am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:12pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:43am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:11am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:51am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:56am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 4:41am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:53am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 1:03am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:34am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 2:50am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:27pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:48am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:56am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:34am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 3:26am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:26am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:36am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:15am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 11:15am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:39am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:21pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:20pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:37am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:15am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:44am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
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Born for this job

Have 100 You.
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Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
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Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
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Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
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Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
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Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:16am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:21am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
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Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
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Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:06pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:14pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:35am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:00am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:42am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:07pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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