I first met this man in Grand Theft Auto V, where we had plenty of fun and adventures. As we gamed together for many more months, we became true friends as if destined. I learnt a lot from him, and he did from me.
One day I decided to invite him to come over to Canada and stay with me for a while. Not going to lie I was quite excited for meeting him in real life.
On his first day in Canada I showed him many things, such as the cold mountain peaks to the frozen mountain peeks.
On the second day after a tiring and cold journey we arrived home, where sudden breeze of the cold Canadian air makes your nipples hard. It was than that I saw him looking at me. Suddenly he jumped on the floor and started to nibble on my toe. Shocked and confused I kicked him hard and threw him out for the polar bears to feast on.
For this man is beyond Shady.
Lesson of this story is to never trust this man. For he will suck on your toes.