Recent reviews by JuanDong

It was a bit ♥♥♥♥, pretty boring and repetitive no real storyline or lore to the game... and felt the game mechanics to be unusable at times

im quite fond of the taste of a nice burito, too be ironic i love to bury my face in a burito but what can you do. this is tragically the life of a man possesed by the sea god wodewick, he is strength, he is death, he is the fish god guy dude.

i personally enjoy chicken but i feel like a meat feast pizza is good as long as the meat is a metaphor for the male genitalia as it would be very tasty and woulda porbably feel good in and around mouth depending on color as black is usually bigger than white (i heard... from a friend...) so would give it a Battered Sausage out of 14

i love big black penis, but not in a gay way more too just study it instead of well you know sucking it or playing with it nothing like that to be honest but i mean come on who hasnt atleast experimented in college but we'll get to the that but for now my review on smite: good