Hi! I couldn't reach you on Discord but your intense NSFW furry art commission is done. If you could text me i'll send it to you!

Hello

I just wanted to leave you a message
letting you know a little more about the job

Now you've been hired to watch over
markiplier's house

Now he's not like other game youtuber types
like your Pewdiepies or your Jacksepticeyes no, he
loves milk, and frankly I'll tell you
something, he can't get enough of it

So, uh, I left about three gallons of
whole milk in the basement or was it two?
I don't know, there should be enough to keep him
satisfied for the night. But if he runs out of milk
he gets well, we don't need to go into all that.

But you should be okay just keep
checking the cameras and only close
the doors of absolutely necessa--

Hello everybody, I'm Markiplier.

oh God, ooh I can smell your bones from here.
Sweet, sweet calciumm.
oooooh, I need more calcium

oh It's so hard being me, the crowds
scream, and they scream for me,
glory comes at such a heavy price

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

hey theres a chatswood brony meetup
15 December, 2012 - RiskyCD | 2 Comments
"This Sunday (16th) we're renting out a cinema and playing ponies! Episodes and fan-made content, Mane6 (fighting is magic) on the big screen as well! $20 entry, Hoyts Chatswood Westfield, starts at 12:30, finishes at 3:30. Come and join the fun"

im not hosting this but i am just the messenger

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