Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

The chicken crossing the road is a classic joke that plays on the expectation of a complex or clever punchline, only to deliver a simple and straightforward answer. It's a light-hearted and often unexpected punchline that has become a staple in joke-telling.

-rep got me actin' unwise

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Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

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