Man i really miss the good old days in school. every day, right after the pledge of allegiance and before the morning announcements, the teacher would have us line up single-file clockwise around the room so we each get a fair chance to threaten to murder her with our guns. If you forgot your handgun at home that day, or your mom forgot to pack it for you, you didn’t get to threaten teacher’s life and instead had to clean out the chalkboard erasers while watching your friends and peers shove weapons in your teacher’s face. That was the worst, when mom would forget to pack my gun, because I hated cleaning those erasers. They always irritated my sinuses.

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

please, PLEASE, stop referring to women as females. it’s dehumanizing. women don’t like it. not to mention it’s weird to say men and females in the same sentence. just say women. a majority of the time, when someone says “females,” the follow up is deeply rooted in misogyny. it’s also grammatically weird. female is often used as an adjective, not a subject (example: female cat). it’s often used to describe animals, not people. it’s an easy way to call women inferior without saying it out loud. Additionally, when you refer to women as females, you’re also reducing women to their reproductive parts and abilities, which is just gross and demeaning. i'm sorry but if you're a male then you're nothing more than a pig, and we don't need you anymore to reproduce in our society because now we have trans women. so just die or something.

I used to like big tiddy goth girls but then I got vaccinated and all of a sudden I started craving big juicy mouth watering c o c k s.

I don't know when it happened but one day I was working out at the gym and saw this super ripped bro dude so I walked up to him and complimented his physique. We hit it off and the dude was super chill and even offered me tips to build my core strength! Then it happened, I was lifting heavy that day and asked him to spot me on the bench. I laid down, got into position and started my presses when I noticed his massive bulging crotch right in my face, the smell of his crotch was tantalizing, like a pheromone that ignited a passion within my very pants. He saw the tent erupt from my shorts and then looked into my eyes. It was then I knew I was being mind controlled by the covid-19 vaccine.

i have memories of a young Алекс Стефанов and i working on a boat that caught fish in the city of jakarta in our home country of indonesia. he used to tell me of his dreams to play cs at the largest tournaments and visit countries all over the world. now look at my indonesian brother carrying an established EU lineup and pogging worldwide. Алекс Стефанов PRIDE OF INDONESIA

Sigma male schedule (basically me this is my sched) :

> 2:00 am- Wake up > 2:05am - Cold shower > 2:15am - breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall 2:30am - begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup. > 2:45am - edging,4hrs (for disipline) > 6:45am - cold shower > 7:00am - begin sprint to work > 8:00am - arrive at work > 8:05am - get called into boss' office > 8:06am - get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour" > 8:10am - sprint back home > 9:10am - lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal > 9:10am - edging(as punishment) > 3:00pm - bed time