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ㅤ* A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
ㅤ* Little girl: Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?
Grandpa: I suppose so sweetheart. Why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?"
Little girl: Because Mum said that when you croak, we're going to Disneyland.
ㅤ* Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your couch not doing Yoga.
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