nicest dude on the internet

what can i say about dudeman. he's a real pal. a real bro. a real lionheart. he's brave. brave like a man who killed a lion with his bare hands in the middle of sub-saharan africa. i was on his team once. we were dying like rats stuck in the rapids of a narrow, poo-filled sewer pipe. this man screams, "it wasn't us! it was xxPrettyboyxx!" and the tables turned. it was like day and night. xxPrettyboyxx was dead, then GreatGamerz was on the floor, and all hell broke loose. everyone was smacking each other, left, right, center, and there was no escaping. dudeman picked me up and i felt this demonic rage. my strength was fully recovered. i killed them all. I KILLED THEM ALL.

thank you, my liege. thank you.