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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:18am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2021 @ 5:07am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 2:56am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 5:17am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2021 @ 5:51am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2021 @ 6:20am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2021 @ 2:45am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 1:30am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 4:03am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2021 @ 4:09am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:54am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 6:51am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:50am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2021 @ 3:06am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 8:03am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:12am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 5:13am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:36am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:33am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2021 @ 4:57am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:27am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 3:19am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2021 @ 2:50am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:35am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:51am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:47am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 11:44am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 3:03am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 5:18am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 8:52am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:37am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 1:54am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 5:34am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 6:07am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 1:37am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 3:19am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 10:14am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:17am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:10am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:14am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:04am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:07am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:14am