YOU NEED TO LEAVE

Toaster ovens shouldn't exist. First off, why put bread in a machine that can bake things at the same time? And secondly, toaster ovens are in two states at once, toaster and oven. Can you toast something while baking another food? Will keeping a toaster oven create a black hole, and destroy us all? No, because toaster ovens can't be real. It's a conspiracy by the lizard people. If you think I'm insane, you're a part of the problem, and you must be a lizard person.

I wish I was Indian. I hate being trapped in this shell of "good behavior" imposed on me by a cucked society, this prison that forbids me from being honest with women and expressing who I really am. Every time I see an Indian messaging a random white girl from a country thousands of miles away on facebook just to say "hello dear I suck on your t its" I think, f uck, I wish I could just say that to women too. Imagine being so honest. The girl replies "umm gross lol" or something but she still replied. She still knows you want to tickle her with your thick Indian moustache. No matter how brief, there was a meeting of souls between you, she knows that you know that she knows that you want to suck on her wonderful t its and call her beautiful, the urge is dispensed and done with on your part, and now you can get back to your important work.

Instead I'm imprisoned in a KEK society where I have to pretend women showing me their asscheeks and wearing skin-tight clothing is normal.

mi cha e l m y e r s is R o L e Pla Y in g

-rep fail roleplayed on my favorite server

-rep frickin scammer scammed me out of my dragonlore factory new