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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣭⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣬⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣫⣵⣶⣦⣝⢿⣿⣿⠟⣡⣶⣶⣶⣝⠻⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢻⡏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢸⣿⣿⣿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⢸⡇⣿⣿⡿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⠉⠀⠀⣿⣿⡏⣼⣧⢹⣿⡟⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣿⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠸⣿⣿⣄⣀⣴⣿⡟⣼⣿⣿⣧⠻⣷⣄⣀⣼⣿⣿⠇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡹⢿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣝⠻⢿⣿⡿⢋⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣦⣭⣙⠛⡛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⣋⣭⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣘⠛⠿⠷⠿⠿⢛⣀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

I own a Gatling Laser for home defense since that’s what the Enclave intended. Four NCR tax collectors break into my house, “What in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?” As I grab my MK II Powered Combat Armor and Sprtel-Wood 9700. Blow several lasers into the first man, he’s disintegrated on the spot. Draw my Plasma Pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it has notoriously high spread and nails the neighbor’s Cyberdog. I have to resort to the Tesla Cannon mounted atop the stairs loaded with Bulk Electron Charge Packs. “Dear old friends, remember Navarro!” The tesla vaporizes two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel down a nearby Vertibird. Fix Proton Axe and charge the last terrified Tax collector. He bleeds out waiting on the Rangers to arrive since protonic wounds are impossible to stitch up. Ah, just as the Enclave intended.

War 🔫. War 🔫 never 🙅 changes 🚼📏.
The Romans 🤣 waged war ⚔🔫 to gather 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 slaves 💋⛓ and wealth 💸.
Spain 🇪🇸 built 🔧🔨 an empire 😫👑😣 from its lust 😈💞 for gold 🏅🌟🏆 and territory 💣🗺.
Hitler 💥 shaped 🤙👀 a battered 🔋 Germany 🇩🇪 into an economic 📈 superpower 🕺.
But 🍑 war ⚔ never ❌ changes 🚼.

In the 21st 📅 century 💯, war 🔫 was still 🙄 waged over 🔁 the resources 💊💉💰 that could be acquired 😉. Only this time ⌚⏰⌛, the spoils 💸 of war 🔫 were also 👨 its weapons 🗡: Petroleum and Uranium 😜. For these resources 💦, China 🇨🇳 would invade 👾 Alaska 💇💺, the US 👨 would annex Canada 🇨🇦, and the European 🇪🇺 Commonwealth would dissolve 🌊 into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent 😈 on 🔛 controlling 😍 the last ♿ remaining 🅱 resources 💧🍕 on 🔛 Earth 🌎.

In 2077, the storm ⚡ of world 🌎 war 🔫 had come 💦 again ❌😬. In two ✌ brief 👖 hours 😞😳, most of the planet 🌍 was reduced 🔥 to cinders 🌋☝. And from the ashes 🌚 of nuclear ☢ devastation 🌪🌋, a new 🆕👌 civilization 🌐 would struggle ⚔ to arise ⬆.

A few were able 💪 to reach 👉 the relative 🙇🙋 safety 👷🏻🛑 of the large 👀 underground 🚇 vaults 💵💎. Your 👉 family 👨‍👩‍👧👪 was part 🍆💦🍑 of that group 👥 that entered 😫 Vault 💰💴💳 Thirteen 😍🍠💦. Imprisoned 🔒👮 safely 🚦🔫 behind 👟 the large 👆 Vault 💰💴💳 door 🚪, under 😀 a mountain 🗻⛰🌄 of stone 💎, a generation ❓👴👶 has lived 👨 without ❌ knowledge 🎓🤓🤑 of the outside 🌿 world 🌎.

Life 👤 in the Vault 🔒 is about 💦 to change 🚼.