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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 10:19am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 10:45am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 10:50am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2021 @ 10:05am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 7:04am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 7:06am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 7:05am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 10:19am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 7:29am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 12:26am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 12:47am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 10:46am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 11:30am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 11:44am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 9:06am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 12:01am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 1:01am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 10:17am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 10:08am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 12:54am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 1:20am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 2:50am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 3:23am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 3:39am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 4:08am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 4:12am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 10:24am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 11:01am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 12:15am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 10:30am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 12:03am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 11:20am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 3:11am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 12:33am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2021 @ 9:47am