This man is the real deal he hooked me up with two nigerian slaves for a Factory New MP7 Whiteout with the lowest float in the world!!!

Scenario: midgets on motorcycles start chasing you claiming you're their dad, they have their ♥♥♥-nives at the ready, you try to run but slip on a puddle of splooge, all you have on you is a bottle of downy fresh and a stick of unrefined butter. theres a dead cow in your kitchen frying a bag of skittles. what do you do, and what time is it in uganda when these events occured?

+rep nice inventory m8

+rep excellent trader, polite and worked along to finalise deal

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked black in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing video games haha! I don't know why its a white thing honestly im like really against racism and like ill be the one running from the police. We should really play kkksimulators sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

+Rep good trader