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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 10:41am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:18am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:16am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:42am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:42am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:56am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:58pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:23am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 2:51pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 2:50pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 2:50pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:29am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:53am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 12:44pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:56am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:48am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:03am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:57am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 4:31pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:39am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:57am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 6:05pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:29am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:04pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:44am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:16am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 5:21pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:45am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:27am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:56am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:17am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:50am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 4:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 9:51am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:43am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 11:26am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:35pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:35pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:35pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:34pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 4:01pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 5:19pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:44am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 12:21pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:21pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:41am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:33pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 12:32pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 4:31pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:08am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 11:41am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 11:57am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:27am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:27am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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